Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

just in time?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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