what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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feminism

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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