- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

DERP

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Rebecca Black.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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