Rebecca Black.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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My parents died!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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