- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

whats chinese noodles

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??