why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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