- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Nick Cannon

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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