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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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