roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Potato!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Andy Carrol

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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