Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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