Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

James Patrick Campbell

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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