Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Take this and put it- No.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

kaite is dumb that is true

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

69

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops