Thats what she said

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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