Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Where are you going Your house

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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