Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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i love to lick...

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Anti Joke

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