- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Black...

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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