- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Thats what she said

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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