Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

a woman votes!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

everybody loves raymond

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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