- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

all hail based mark

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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