- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did death say to life? Go die

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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