Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Your text.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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