- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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