A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Thats what she said

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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