- Anti Joke

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...