Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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ecks! why zee?

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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