- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Thats what she said

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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