What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Nick Cannon

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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