Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A French man gets into a fight

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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