- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A: Do you like it B: No

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Jews

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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