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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please? No.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Choir.

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