- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Ain't idn't a word.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did? Yes

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Female rights.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Choir.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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