What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Well, there's one way...

Gretta has five legs? -no

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

AIDS.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

216-409-7176 Call me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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