Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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world peace

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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