- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I have a gay camel

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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