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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Where are you going Your house

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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