- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

5 people are walking

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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