- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A: Do you like it B: No

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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