WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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