- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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