- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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