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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Thats what she said

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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