Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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