What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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speech and debate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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