- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Knock Knock opens the door

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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