- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

all hail based mark

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

i love to lick...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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