What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why are balck people black because they are

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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