- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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