- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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