- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

404: Anti-joke not found.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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