What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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