Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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ass.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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world peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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