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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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