cancer

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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