- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

MOOOOOOOOOOO

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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