Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

a woman votes!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

snooki

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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