"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I woke up today

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops