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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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