whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

5 people are walking

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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