- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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