- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

ur gay

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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