What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I have a gay camel

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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