Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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