What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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