Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Anti Joke

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