A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What?

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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