How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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