What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Invisible Television.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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