how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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this site is funny.

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japan4.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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