Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Caitlyn.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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