japan4.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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poop.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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