Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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