- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A guy was beet by his wife.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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