Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

i lyk 2 eet pup

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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